Seeing Eye Dogs
There were two buddies one with
a German Shepherd and the other with a Chihuahua.
The guy with the German
Shepherd says to his friend, "Let's go over to
that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go
in there. We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the German Shepherd says, "Just
follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the
German Shepherd puts on a pair of dark glasses, and
he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry,
man, no pets allowed."
The man with the German Shepherd says, "You don't
understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the
heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and
starts to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets
allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua???
You mean to tell me, that they gave me a Chihuahua?!"
