Top 10 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (Too
hard to type with paws)
9. "Sit" & "stay" were hard
enough; "delete" & "save" are
out of the question.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.
6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's
browsing purina.com
5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
4. Can't help attacking the
screen when he hears, "you've
got mail".
3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.
2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
1. Can't stick his head out of Windows 98.
