Dog Quotes - II
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags
his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want
to go where they went. -Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face. -Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person. -Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us
their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and
always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to
turn around three times before lying down. -Robert
Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons. -James Thurber
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole. -Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two
of them. -Phil Pastoret